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		<title>xkcd: IPv6</title>
		<link>http://tdistler.com/2011/03/04/xkcd-ipv6</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Mar 2011 18:52:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://xkcd.com/865/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/nanobots.png" alt="xkcd: Nanobots" width="592" height="201" /></a></p>
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		<title>Video: &#8220;Swagger Wagon&#8221; Toyota Commercial</title>
		<link>http://tdistler.com/2010/06/26/video-swagger-wagon-toyota-commercial</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jun 2010 04:50:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Being a parent now, I found this commercial pretty funny.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Being a parent now, I found this commercial pretty funny.</p>
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		<title>Motivational Poster: Ninjas</title>
		<link>http://tdistler.com/2010/05/29/motivational-poster-ninjas</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 May 2010 05:14:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;d so give this guy money.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;d so give this guy money.</p>
<p><a href="http://tdistler.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/ninja_bumb.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-284" title="ninja_bumb" src="http://tdistler.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/ninja_bumb.jpg" alt="Ninjas" width="320" height="277" /></a></p>
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		<title>Motivational Poster: Recession</title>
		<link>http://tdistler.com/2009/05/14/motivational-poster-recession</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 02:13:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom</dc:creator>
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		<title>Video: Mr T World Of Warcraft Ad</title>
		<link>http://tdistler.com/2009/04/14/video-mr-t-world-of-warcraft-ad</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 15:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sorry, but this is too funny not to post&#8230; (requires Adobe Flash plugin&#8230; click HERE to watch it on YouTube) If this video ever gets deleted from YouTube, you can download it HERE.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m sorry, but this is too funny not to post&#8230;</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">(requires <a href="http://www.adobe.com/products/flashplayer/" target="_blank">Adobe Flash</a> plugin&#8230; click <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGBhnYA2h40" target="_blank">HERE</a> to watch it on YouTube)</p>
<p>If this video ever gets deleted from YouTube, you can download it <a href="/media/videos/MrTWOWAd.mp4" target="_blank">HERE</a>.</p>
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		<title>The &#8220;Analogy&#8221; Screensaver</title>
		<link>http://tdistler.com/2009/04/09/the-analogy-screensaver</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 18:14:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been jealous of Rob&#8217;s screensaver for awhile now. I thought it was Mac only until I asked him about it&#8230; nope. I installed the Windows version today. What a beautiful piece of art! The creator, Jesson Yip, describes it like this: Analogy is a typographic clock which fuses the immediacy of digital with the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been jealous of <a href="http://rob.crabapples.net/" target="_blank">Rob&#8217;s</a> screensaver for awhile now. I thought it was Mac only until I asked him about it&#8230; nope. I installed the Windows version today. What a beautiful piece of art! The creator, <a href="http://www.jessonyip.com/analogy/" target="_blank">Jesson Yip</a>, describes it like this:</p>
<blockquote><p>Analogy is a typographic clock which fuses the immediacy of digital with the visual-spatial quality of analogue into a hybrid format. It presents an everyday object with a fresh twist.</p></blockquote>
<p>Click on the image below to visit his site and download it. Enjoy!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.jessonyip.com/analogy/" target="_blank"><img src="/media/images/analogy_screensaver.jpg" alt="Analogy Screensaver" width="400" height="400" /></a></p>
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		<title>Image: Powered By GNU/Linux</title>
		<link>http://tdistler.com/2008/11/14/image-powered-by-gnulinux</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 19:46:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I saw a Linux logo I liked on Google Images a while back, but all instances of it have been removed. I got tired of searching, so last night I hacked around in Photoshop and recreated it. 500 x 750 JPEG 500 x 750 PNG]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I saw a Linux logo I liked on Google Images a while back, but all instances of it have been removed. I got tired of searching, so last night I hacked around in Photoshop and recreated it.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img style="vertical-align: middle;" src="/media/images/PoweredByGNULinuxSmall.jpg" alt="Powered By GNU/Linux thumbnail" /></p>
<ul>
<li><a title="Powered By GNU/Linux JPEG" href="/media/images/PoweredByGNULinux.jpg" target="_blank">500 x 750 JPEG</a></li>
<li><a title="Powered By GNU/Linux PNG" href="/media/images/PoweredByGNULinux.png" target="_blank">500 x 750 PNG</a></li>
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		<title>ASCII Video Rendering</title>
		<link>http://tdistler.com/2008/10/03/ascii-video-rendering</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 00:32:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, we&#8217;ve been developing a slick cross-platform media framework to standardize or products on (proprietry, of course), and I couldn&#8217;t resist building an ASCII text renderer. It was surprisingly easy using our SDK and a free library called libcaca&#8230; seriously, that&#8217;s it&#8217;s name. It looks okay small, but of course it breaks down as you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, we&#8217;ve been developing a slick cross-platform media framework to standardize or products on (proprietry, of course), and I couldn&#8217;t resist building an ASCII text renderer. It was surprisingly easy using our SDK and a free library called <a title="Caca Labs: libcaca" href="http://caca.zoy.org/wiki/libcaca" target="_blank">libcaca</a>&#8230; seriously, that&#8217;s it&#8217;s name. It looks okay small, but of course it breaks down as you scale up. Anyways, now we can watch video using xterm via ssh&#8230; use case? Who cares!&#8230; it&#8217;s ASCII video <img src='http://tdistler.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img src="/media/images/PelcoReferenceRendererSmall.jpg" alt="Pelco Reference Renderer - Small" width="100" height="75" /> <img src="/media/images/PelcoASCIIRendererSmall.jpg" alt="Pelco ASCII Renderer - Small" width="100" height="84" /></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Okay, now the large size (video source: D1 MPEG-4 30 fps):</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img src="/media/images/PelcoReferenceRenderer.jpg" alt="Pelco Reference Renderer" width="500" height="374" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img src="/media/images/PelcoASCIIRenderer.jpg" alt="Pelco ASCII Renderer" width="500" height="421" /></p>
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		<title>Lowering the Bar to Make Students Feel Better</title>
		<link>http://tdistler.com/2008/09/24/lowering-the-bar-to-make-students-feel-better</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 16:41:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, stories like THIS irritate me (emphasis mine): Pittsburgh Public Schools officials say they want to give struggling children a chance, but the district is raising eyebrows with a policy that sets 50 percent as the minimum score a student can receive for assignments, tests and other work. At the same time, they said, the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright" style="float: right;" src="/media/images/Failing_your_math_test.jpg" alt="Failing Your Math Test" />Okay, stories like <a title="Pittsburgh Post Gazette" href="http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/08266/914029-298.stm" target="_blank">THIS</a> irritate me (emphasis mine):</p>
<blockquote><p>Pittsburgh Public Schools officials say they want to give struggling children a  chance, but the district is raising eyebrows with a policy that sets <strong>50 percent  as the minimum score a student can receive for assignments, tests and other  work</strong>.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>At the same time, they said, the 50 percent minimum  gives children a chance to catch up and a reason to keep trying. If a student  gets a 20 percent in a class for the first marking period, Ms. Pugh said, he or  she would need a 100 percent during the second marking period just to squeak  through the semester.</p>
<p>&#8220;We want to create situations where students can recover  and not give up,&#8221; she said, adding a sense of helplessness can lead to behavior  and attendance problems.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>While some districts use &#8220;F&#8221; as a failing grade, the  city uses an &#8220;E.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;The &#8216;E&#8217; is to be recorded no lower than a 50 percent,  regardless of the actual percent earned. For example, if the student earns a 20  percent on a class assignment, the grade is recorded as a 50 percent,&#8221; said the  memo from Jerri Lippert, the district&#8217;s executive director of curriculum&#8230;</p></blockquote>
<p>This is just stupid! It lowers the value of a diploma and doesn&#8217;t prepare kids for real life&#8230; the harsh reality where people don&#8217;t care how you feel and performance is king. A quote by Albert Einstein in a <a title="tdistler.com: Clark’s Three Laws and Other Great Quotes" href="http://tdistler.com/2008/09/03/clarks-three-laws-and-other-great-quotes" target="_self">RECENT POST</a> of mine comes to mind:</p>
<blockquote><p>“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the universe.”</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Video: Tickle-Me-Emo</title>
		<link>http://tdistler.com/2008/09/22/video-tickle-me-emo</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 00:26:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, this is classic&#8230; a parody on Tickle-Me-Elmo. It&#8217;s hilarious if you&#8217;re familiar with the Emo movement. Enjoy! (requires Adobe Flash plugin&#8230; click HERE to watch it on YouTube)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay, this is classic&#8230; a parody on Tickle-Me-Elmo. It&#8217;s hilarious if you&#8217;re familiar with the <a title="WikiPedia: Emo" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo_(slang)" target="_blank">Emo</a> movement. Enjoy!</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">(requires <a href="http://www.adobe.com/products/flashplayer/" target="_blank">Adobe Flash</a> plugin&#8230; click <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAt329otj6Y" target="_blank">HERE</a> to watch it on YouTube)</p>
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		<title>Stupid Criminal: Sausage Attack</title>
		<link>http://tdistler.com/2008/09/11/stupid-criminal-sausage-attack</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 16:14:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can&#8217;t make this stuff up&#8230; A burglar who broke into a home just east of Fresno rubbed food seasoning over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man on the face and head before running out of the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright" style="float: right;" src="/media/images/FresnoSausageAttack.jpg" alt="Antonio Vasquez Jr." width="84" height="119" />I can&#8217;t make <a title="Fresno Bee: Burglar victims wake to spice rub, sausage attack" href="http://www.fresnobee.com/263/story/848554.html" target="_blank">this</a> stuff up&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p>A burglar who broke into a home just east of Fresno rubbed food seasoning over  the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch  sausage to whack the other man on the face and head before running out of the  house, Fresno County sheriff&#8217;s deputies said Saturday.</p></blockquote>
<p>More specifically, Pappy&#8217;s Seasoning was used.</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8230;the piece of sausage used in the attack was discarded by the suspect and eaten  by a dog.</p></blockquote>
<p>Well, there goes the evidence. <img src='http://tdistler.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Thanks to Steve and Scott for the link.</p>
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		<title>Clark&#8217;s Three Laws and Other Great Quotes</title>
		<link>http://tdistler.com/2008/09/03/clarks-three-laws-and-other-great-quotes</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 19:35:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I recently ran across a few quotes that I feel worth mentioning here. The first 3 relate to technology, and are noteworthy. The remaining ones deal with stupidity. They may seen overly negative to some, but they are intended to be read with an bit of humor. Arthur C. Clark&#8217;s three &#8220;laws&#8221; of prediction: When [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I recently ran across a few quotes that I feel worth mentioning here. The first 3 relate to technology, and are noteworthy. The remaining ones deal with stupidity. They may seen overly negative to some, but they are intended to be read with an bit of humor.</p>
<p>Arthur C. Clark&#8217;s three &#8220;laws&#8221; of prediction:</p>
<blockquote>
<ol>
<li>When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is  possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is  impossible, he is very probably wrong.</li>
<li>The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a  little way past them into the impossible.</li>
<li>Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.</li>
</ol>
</blockquote>
<p>The 3rd law was rephrased by NASA&#8217;s J. Porter Clark into one of my favorite quotes:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>A corollary to this is called Hanlon&#8217;s razor:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>And while I&#8217;m on the subject, here&#8217;s a great quote from Albert Einstein:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I&#8217;m not sure about the universe.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Finally, German General Kurt von Hammerstein-Equord (what a name) shared these observations about the risks of human stupidity:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;I divide my officers into four classes; the clever, the lazy, the industrious,  and the stupid. Each officer possesses at least two of these qualities. Those  who are clever and industrious are fitted for the highest staff appointments.  Use can be made of those who are stupid and lazy. The man who is clever and lazy  however is for the very highest command; he has the temperament and nerves to  deal with all situations. But whoever is stupid and industrious is a menace and  must be removed immediately!&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Windows &#8220;Blue Screen of Death&#8221; at Olympic Opening Ceremony</title>
		<link>http://tdistler.com/2008/08/12/windows-blue-screen-of-death-at-olympic-opening-ceremony</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 16:40:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Sydney Morning Herald has a great piece on a computer malfunction that showed up during the 2008 Olympic opening ceremony in Beijing. The dreaded &#8220;Blue Screen of Death&#8221; (BSOD), familiar to Windows XP users, was projected on the stadium ceiling when one of the display computers crashed. Here&#8217;s one of the images: It seems [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The <a title="Sydney Morning Herald: Software malfunction at the opening ceremony" href="http://www.smh.com.au/news/off-the-field/bills-blue-screen-of-death-malfunction/2008/08/12/1218306871673.html" target="_blank">Sydney Morning Herald has a great piece</a> on a computer malfunction that showed up during the 2008 Olympic opening ceremony in Beijing. The dreaded <a title="Wikipedia: Blue Screen of Death" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Screen_of_Death" target="_blank">&#8220;Blue Screen of Death&#8221; (BSOD)</a>, familiar to Windows XP users, was projected on the stadium ceiling when one of the display computers crashed. Here&#8217;s one of the images:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img style="vertical-align: middle;" src="/media/images/OlympicBSOD2008.jpg" alt="Blue Screen of Death at the 2008 Olympic Opening Ceremony" width="417" height="265" /></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">It seems that Lenovo (the PC supplier for the games) chose Windows XP instead fo Vista. From the article:</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Lenovo chairman, Yang Yuanqing, was quoted as saying that because of the  complexity of the IT functions at the Games, it was decided to not use the the  more recent operating system. &#8220;If it&#8217;s not stable, it could have some problems,&#8221;  he said.</p>
</blockquote>
<p style="text-align: left;">Ironically, former Microsoft CEO Bill Gates was in the crowd (he can run but he can&#8217;t hide). <img src='http://tdistler.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><a title="Gizmodo: Blue Screen of Death" href="http://gizmodo.com/5035456/blue-screen-of-death-strikes-birds-nest-during-opening-ceremonies-torch-lighting" target="_blank">Gizmodo</a> has some more images and links to the incident.</p>
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		<title>Video: OnStar Parody</title>
		<link>http://tdistler.com/2008/08/08/video-onstar-parody</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 22:25:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We recently went and looked at the new Chevy Tahoes&#8230; of course with OnStar. Rob was nice enough to point out this video parody called BlondeStar (requires Adobe Flash plugin&#8230; click HERE to watch it on YouTube)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We recently went and looked at the new <a title="Chevy: Tahoe" href="http://www.chevrolet.com/tahoe/" target="_blank">Chevy Tahoes</a>&#8230; of course with <a title="OnStar" href="http://www.onstar.com" target="_blank">OnStar</a>. <a title="Rob Fahrni" href="http://rob.crabapples.net/" target="_blank">Rob</a> was nice enough to point out this video parody called BlondeStar <img src='http://tdistler.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.youtube.com/v/B3UGhRjPry4&amp;hl=en" width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/B3UGhRjPry4&amp;hl=en" /><param name="FlashVars" value="playerMode=embedded" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /></object></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">(requires <a href="http://www.adobe.com/products/flashplayer/" target="_blank">Adobe Flash</a> plugin&#8230; click <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3UGhRjPry4" target="_blank">HERE</a> to watch it on YouTube)</p>
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		<title>Video: Man Sucked Into Jet Engine</title>
		<link>http://tdistler.com/2008/08/01/video-man-sucked-into-jet-engine</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 14:29:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On February 20th, 1991, during Operation Desert Storm, the aircraft carrier USS Theodore Roosevelt was conducting flight operations in the Persian Gulf. Early that morning, the crew was preparing to launch an A-6 Intruder off the flight deck when things went terribly wrong for petty officer J.D. Bridges. That morning, Mr. Bridges was training a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On February 20th, 1991, during Operation Desert Storm, the aircraft carrier USS Theodore Roosevelt was conducting flight operations in the Persian Gulf. Early that morning, the crew was preparing to launch an A-6 Intruder off the flight deck when things went terribly wrong for petty officer J.D. Bridges.</p>
<p>That morning, Mr. Bridges was training a new recruit. The recruit successfully secured the plane&#8217;s front landing gear to the catapult, and Mr. Bridges went in to verify the recruits work. However, in a momentary lapse in judgement, he got too close to the jet intake and was sucked inside. Luckily, he put his arm up which helped get him wedged into the intake for a few seconds&#8230; those few vital seconds it took for his helmet to damage the turbine blades after it was sucked off his head. His helmet caused the blades to slow down and lessen the pressure inside the intake long enough for the pilot to shut the engines down. Miraculously, he crawled out under his own power.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve embedded 3 videos of the incident (in the following order): a quick clip of what happened, a longer segment from Spike TV, and a much more detailed segment from the History Channel. Enjoy!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.youtube.com/v/L_gpPbpONK4&amp;hl=en" width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/L_gpPbpONK4&amp;hl=en" /><param name="FlashVars" value="playerMode=embedded" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /></object></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">(requires <a href="http://www.adobe.com/products/flashplayer/" target="_blank">Adobe Flash</a> plugin&#8230; click <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_gpPbpONK4" target="_blank">HERE</a> to watch it on YouTube)</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.youtube.com/v/YJf1okwb-5Y&amp;hl=en" width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YJf1okwb-5Y&amp;hl=en" /><param name="FlashVars" value="playerMode=embedded" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /></object></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">(requires <a href="http://www.adobe.com/products/flashplayer/" target="_blank">Adobe Flash</a> plugin&#8230; click <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJf1okwb-5Y" target="_blank">HERE</a> to watch it on YouTube)</p>
<p>This last video requires you to wait a few seconds for the person to change the channel <img src='http://tdistler.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.youtube.com/v/GF3Iz7b95-8&amp;hl=en" width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GF3Iz7b95-8&amp;hl=en" /><param name="FlashVars" value="playerMode=embedded" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /></object></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">(requires <a href="http://www.adobe.com/products/flashplayer/" target="_blank">Adobe Flash</a> plugin&#8230; click <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF3Iz7b95-8" target="_blank">HERE</a> to watch it on YouTube)</p>
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		<title>The Death Star Attack: An Inside Job?</title>
		<link>http://tdistler.com/2008/07/31/the-death-star-attack-an-inside-job</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 14:30:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For every major event in the news, there&#8217;s someone who believes it&#8217;s a conspiracy&#8230; so why would the attack on the Death Star be any different? The guys over at Debunking911 have a great satiracal piece about this monumental Star Wars event; it was an inside job.  It&#8217;s funniest if you (a) actually remember Star [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright" style="float: right;" src="/media/images/DeathStar1.jpg" alt="Death Star" width="150" height="181" />For every major event in the news, there&#8217;s someone who believes it&#8217;s a conspiracy&#8230; so why would the attack on the Death Star be any different? The guys over at <a title="Debunking 9/11" href="http://www.debunking911.com" target="_blank">Debunking911</a> have a great satiracal piece about this monumental Star Wars event; it was an inside job.  It&#8217;s funniest if you (a) actually remember Star Wars, (b) are kind of a nerd, and (c) are familiar with &#8220;real&#8221; conspiracy theories (like the ones surrounding 9/11&#8230; video: <a title="YouTube: 9/11 Conspiracy Part 1" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNskClIyGfY" target="_blank">1</a>, <a title="YouTube: 9/11 Conspiracy Part 2" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG4TzCtljHQ" target="_blank">2</a>, <a title="YouTube: 9/11 Conspiracy Part 3" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qNouhEo4V0" target="_blank">3</a>, <a title="YouTube: 9/11 Conspiracy Part 4" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB0uxfnwgm0" target="_blank">4</a>).</p>
<p>And so the Death Star conspiracy goes:</p>
<blockquote><p>We’ve all heard the “official conspiracy theory” of the Death Star attack. We  all know about Luke Skywalker and his ragtag bunch of rebels, how they mounted a  foolhardy attack on the most powerful, well-defended battle station ever built.  And we’ve all seen the video over, and over, and over, of the one-in-a-million  shot that resulted in a massive chain reaction that not just damaged, but  completely obliterated that massive technological wonder.</p>
<p>Like many, I was fed this story when I was growing up. But as I  watched the video, I began to realize that all was not as it seemed. And the  more I questioned the official story, the deeper into the rabbit hole I  went.</p></blockquote>
<p>Read the full story <a title="Debunking 9/11: Was the Death Star Attach An Inside Job?" href="http://www.debunking911.com/questions.htm" target="_blank">HERE</a>.</p>
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		<title>Inside the Lego Factory</title>
		<link>http://tdistler.com/2008/07/22/inside-the-lego-factory</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 19:29:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah, Slashdot picked this up already, but it&#8217;s still worth posting. Gizmodo has a set of 3 videos that show the workings of the Lego factory. They also have a tour of the secret Lego vault. This video shows something that very few people have had the opportunity to witness: the inside of the Lego [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright" style="float: right;" src="/media/images/LegoLogo.jpg" alt="Lego Logo" width="120" height="118" />Yeah, <a title="Slashdot" href="http://slashdot.org/" target="_blank">Slashdot</a> picked this up already, but it&#8217;s still worth posting. <a title="Gizmodo" href="http://gizmodo.com/" target="_blank">Gizmodo</a> has a set of 3 videos that show the workings of the <a title="Lego" href="http://www.lego.com" target="_blank">Lego</a> factory. They also have a tour of the secret Lego vault.</p>
<blockquote><p>This video shows something that very few people have had the opportunity to  witness: the inside of the Lego factory, with no barriers or secrets. I filmed  every step in the creation of <a title="Gizmodo" href="http://gizmodo.com/349509/lego-brick-timeline-50-years-of-building-frenzy-and-curiosities" target="_blank">the  brick</a>. From the raw granulate stored in massive silos to the molding  machines to the <a title="Gizmodo" href="http://gizmodo.com/5019900/65+foot+high-lego-cathedrals-store-19-billion-pieces-a-year" target="_blank">gigantic  storage <em>cathedrals</em></a> to the decoration and packaging warehouses, you  will be able to see absolutely everything, including the most guarded secret of  the company: the brick molds themselves.</p></blockquote>
<p>Click <a title="Gizmodo: Inside the Lego Factory" href="http://gizmodo.com/5022769/exclusive-inside-the-lego-factory" target="_blank">HERE</a> to read the full story and watch the videos.</p>
<p>Click <a title="Gizmodo: Lego Secret Vault Contains All Sets In History" href="http://gizmodo.com/5018990/lego-secret-vault-contains-all-sets-in-history" target="_blank">HERE</a> to watch the tour of the Lego secret vault.</p>
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		<title>Motivational Poster: Programming</title>
		<link>http://tdistler.com/2008/07/18/motivational-poster-programming</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 19:46:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My friend Rob (whom I share an office at work with) made the mistake of sending me the following picture, which I couldn&#8217;t resist turning into a motivational poster. I&#8217;m just having trouble coming up with the perfect tag line&#8230; Comments welcome. &#8230; and my favorite:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My friend <a title="Rob Fahrni: Crab Apples" href="http://rob.crabapples.net/" target="_blank">Rob</a> (whom I share an office at work with) made the mistake of sending me the following picture, which I couldn&#8217;t resist turning into a motivational poster. I&#8217;m just having trouble coming up with the perfect tag line&#8230; Comments welcome.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="Rob Fahrni's Blog" href="http://rob.crabapples.net/" target="_blank"><img src="/media/images/MotivationalProgramming_3.jpg" alt="Motivational Poster: Programming" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="Rob Fahrni's Blog" href="http://rob.crabapples.net/" target="_blank"><img src="/media/images/MotivationalProgramming_2.jpg" alt="Motivational Poster: Programming" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="Rob Fahrni's Blog" href="http://rob.crabapples.net/" target="_blank"><img src="/media/images/MotivationalProgramming_1.jpg" alt="Motivational Poster: Programming" /></a></p>
<p>&#8230; and my favorite:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="Rob Fahrni's Blog" href="http://rob.crabapples.net/" target="_blank"><img src="/media/images/MotivationalReality.jpg" alt="Motivational Poster: Office Reality" /></a></p>
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		<title>Pixar&#8217;s Wall-E: Interview With Supervising Animator Angus MacLane</title>
		<link>http://tdistler.com/2008/07/17/pixars-wall-e-interview-with-supervising-animator-angus-maclane</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 18:24:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Den of Geek has an interesting interview with Angus MacLane, Pixar&#8217;s supervising animator of Wall-E. He reveils plenty of good insights into the development process of Wall-E, but my favorite parts are about the software (of course): [Interviewer] And does the software you use alter much as you go along, over a three year production [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright" style="float: right;" src="/media/images/WallE.jpg" alt="Wall-E" width="97" height="144" /><a title="Den of Geek" href="http://www.denofgeek.com" target="_blank">Den of Geek</a> has an interesting <a title="Dean of Geek: Angus MacLane of Pixar" href="http://www.denofgeek.com/movies/86635/angus_maclane_of_pixar_the_den_of_geek_interview.html" target="_blank">interview</a> with Angus MacLane, Pixar&#8217;s supervising animator of <a title="Wall-E: Offical Movie Site" href="http://disney.go.com/disneypictures/wall-e/" target="_blank">Wall-E</a>. He reveils plenty of good insights into the development process of Wall-E, but my favorite parts are about the software (of course):</p>
<blockquote><p>[Interviewer] And does the software you use alter much as you go along, over a three  year production cycle?</p>
<p>[Angus] The software for the actual execution of  the film doesn’t change that much. Because you really need to lock it to one  piece of software. Maybe there’ll be an update here and there, and they’ll be  individual sub-programs developed. For example there was a program developed for  <em>Wall E </em>just to get his treads to lock to the ground, so they recognise  the ground and wrap around and drive as you translate him along. That was  technology that was developed as an offshoot from a very similar program from  <em>Cars</em>, in keeping the tyres on the ground. But that’s about as automated  as we get. Everything else is pretty much hand animated.</p></blockquote>
<p>I also liked this little tidbit:</p>
<blockquote><p>[Interviewer] Finally, for anyone looking to break into animation, what advice would you give  them?</p>
<p>[Angus] I would say be persistent, and keep trying. A friend of  mine, he’s a music composer, he’d got some advice from an old pro when he  started. And the old pro said to him that people who succeed in the business are  not those that are the most talented, and they’re not the people that know the  most people, but they are the people who are able to endure. I think that  there’s something profound about that. It’s the old saying, it doesn’t happen by  mistake: it’s opportunity met with preparation. So when you get the opportunity,  make sure you’re prepared.</p></blockquote>
<p>You can read the whole interview <a title="Dean of Geek: Angus MacLane of Pixar" href="http://www.denofgeek.com/movies/86635/angus_maclane_of_pixar_the_den_of_geek_interview.html" target="_blank">HERE</a>.</p>
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		<title>Video: The Space Shuttle vs. A Bird</title>
		<link>http://tdistler.com/2008/07/15/video-the-space-shuttle-vs-a-bird</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 00:56:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; guess who lost? (requires Adobe Flash plugin&#8230; click HERE to watch it on YouTube)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230; guess who lost?</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">(requires <a href="http://www.adobe.com/products/flashplayer/" target="_blank">Adobe Flash</a> plugin&#8230; click <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCY0ejfxeZY" target="_blank">HERE</a> to watch it on YouTube)</p>
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